"Welcome to People Possession, a survival guide to drinking incredible coffee. The quality of specialty coffee can be shockingly random. By the time you read this, you will have drunk large quantities of questionable tasting caffeinated liquid, and well sourced, well roasted beans are only getting harder to find by the day. Under those circumstances, the best advice we can give you is this: Bring. Your. Own. Beans.

Do not walk out of your house without a can of People Possession. Do not be misled by other nice looking bags of beans. Avoid free coffee in public spaces. We are not responsible for your coffee equipment or the technique behind the brew. We can only guarantee our radical sourcing and superior roasting."